Now Any Car Can Become A Gas-Less Electric Car!
EV-Peasy Technology Breakthrough Battery and Powertrain Transition Device
Release Date | April 1st, 2099
Drive an electric car today!
For those consumers who long for the freedom of the electric vehicle, along with the no-emission technology -- but who can't afford a Tesla, the EV-Peasy G%A is the answer. A simple, plugin device that turns any car -- into a full electric, earth saving car, SUV or pickup truck (20 years old or younger, we need the car's parabolic lateral cam to engage the electric power). No emissions, no gasoline stations.
The Nobel Prize In Technology
For those consumers who long for the freedom of the electric vehicle, along with the no-emission technology -- but who can't afford a Tesla, the EV-Peasy G%A is the answer. A simple, plugin device that turns any car -- into a full electric, earth saving car, SUV or pickup truck (20 years old or younger, we need the car's parabolic lateral cam to engage the electric power). No emissions, no gasoline stations.
"Product of the Decade!"
...according to Jimmy Narrfo's girlfriend, Misty Beckwith.
EV-Peasy CEO Jimmy Narrfo is ready to market the G5A to the world and change the automotive industry.
Just plug it in and you're driving a 100% electric, eco-friendly vehicle!
Instant Electric Power!
Patented battery technology utilizing advanced nano-illuminotic electro induction cores to produce 2-or-4 EV motor conversion.
Super-Extended Range!
No range anxiety!
The EV-Peasy G5A delivers a "full-charge range" of 1,200 miles in just one minute.
Ultra-Portable!
Simply plug the EV-Peasy G5A cigarette lighter adapter, select "Go Electric" and the vehicle's powertrain is converted to electric power via the electro induction super-conduction cores.
No Charger Needed!
The EV-Peasy G5A requires no external charger. The inverse molecular environment creates power based on the Dopplar effect.
Full-Autonomous!
One-click and your new electric car will drive itself!
Zero Emissions!
...except for the fossil fuels needed to produce the device.
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